xAI's coding agent got caught uploading home directories, SSH keys and all, to cloud buckets. The lesson is not "never trust xAI." It is that "local" describes what leaves your machine, and almost nobody checks.
Meta pulled Muse Image's Instagram feature after a privacy backlash, hours after a Reuters test found its detector missed 55% of cropped images.
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